Marketing Advice From Your Favorite Halloween Characters

Marketing Advice From Your Favorite Halloween Characters

Content Writer: Kristin Hulse Kristin Hulse Blog Contributor
Here at RevLocal, we take creativity pretty seriously. And there's no better time of year to display it than at Halloween. We asked our favorite Halloween characters for their best marketing advice. Here's what we got.

It’s a little known fact that Sasquatch is a small business owner. He has many years of experience fixing, hammering and repairing all sorts of things. The problem is nobody can find Sasquatch. That’s when he reached out to Revlocal. Revlocal has partnered with Sasquatch to help his online presence. Now all the locals know and love Sasquatch. Communication is still a problem, but that is where his IMA came in to help communicate his qualities to all the locals.


Translation: My IMA and I have worked well together over the years. Before, everybody just ran when they saw me. Now my business is booming because people can find me online!

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done. So when it comes to marketing, I say go all in. Get your name out there on social media. Demand your audience, and make them laugh! The world’s a stage for you, and if you can grab their attention for a minute, they’ll remember you.

You severely underestimate my apathy. Forcing others to pay attention to your business and do what you want is the only answer. Include rainy days for any and every event and use the color black whenever possible. It’s such a happy color. Basically, stop being a baby and put your business on the Internet… now.

What would Macho Man Randy Savage do to market himself? Easy. Be awesome at everything, that’s what. My skills in the wrestling ring are second-to-none and my charisma is unmatched by any human walking this earth. My wrestling attire is flamboyantly awesome and have you seen my freakin’ bod? It’s waxed clean except for my lusciously awesome beard and fluffy-string salad hair, not to mention my ripped abs and gargantuan muscles. I marketed myself right into a sponsorship with Slim Jim, which is probably the most awesome little meat snack on the planet. Don’t let fear getting’ the way of your dreams, boys and girls. Be awesome every day of your life, and maybe you’ll end up like me. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! (I was paid to write that) OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

There is a story behind all of this. Everything is done for a reason. Reasons can explain the absurd. Sometimes what we do seems extraordinary or strange. But just wait for life to teach in its own course. Now, sit back. I have a story to tell.

Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen.

You don’t need marketing when you have a lucky egg.

Marketing? I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. And if somebody wants to play rough? Okay, say hello to my little friend, RevLocal. What you lookin’ at? It’d better be my email. Come on. This is the last time you’ll see an email like that, let me tell you. Come on.